HALFTIME Just showed the pail right before the third quarter. That’s a shot. Still no BEAMER BALL reference. Has he not earned the respect of ESPN. He is only down 7 with a QB who probably wouldn’t start at Byrnes HS.

13:44 Va Tech RB Wilson scares the crap out of me. He is a more powerful CJ Spiller.

13:10 Great open field tackle by Tig Willard. Second of that series. I love that kid!!

12:55 Seven yard punt by the punter. Ummmm. Opposite of Beamer Ball.

12:32 We are about to break this Sh%$ wide open.

10:42 And we just did. Big throw to D. Allen. 17-3 TIGERS!!!! HELL YEAH!!! ANOTHER SHOT!!! MIGHT GET UGLY UP IN HERE!!
Announcer: “Tahj Gibson’s 13th TD” Who the F is Tahj Gibson?

10:42 I LOVE THE COFFIN CORNER KICKOFFS!! Very close to being out of bounds and their ball at the 40 though..

10:36 Good, get pass happy Va Tech. you win if you give the ball to Wilson. Logan sucks a ton.

9:42 Another blown call. No interference. FIRE RON CHERRY!! I CAN”T STAND HIM. HIS CREW CALLS EVERYTHING!! HE IS AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8:55 Just announced Breeland will not return. Shocker. He got knocked more silly than Lady Gaga costume.

8:01 TACKLE!!!! WR screen on 2nd and 20 and could have been tackled for only a two yard gain, yet a Hokie gained 15.

7:44 3rd and 1! Yeah!!! That’s right!!! PUNT THE BALL!!!! Apparantly Mike O’Cain is like Mike Spense and doesn’t want his best players in there on the most important plays. Little known fact. Mike O’Cain has a scalding hot daughter. She worked at Monterays when he was Clemson’s OC. Ignore the fact she was 17 at the time.

6:20 Score on this drive and the game is over.

5:31 Of course you don’t get a first down. Called J and here was my quote when Sammy didn’t get the 3rd and 3, “Get it, come un F%$%, D%$# it, what the hell, Get thD%$# first down!!” He got off the phone soon after.

5:05 MEEKS!! Big pass break up. Defense was realing.

4:11 ANDRE BRANCH!! PLAY OF THE GAME. It’s over now. Tigers are going to drive here to put it away!!
Watching bama f up a td play. My quote, “You are a joke of human being. You are an embarrassing a%$hole!”

3:19 Clemson drives here and scores they win. Uhhhhh. 1st down loss of 6!! D$%% it! Anyone notice how much more I curse with some booze in me.

0:44 Wilson almost had a 2 and 25, but gained 15!! I am so scared of him. Sick athlete.

0:00 One more quarter. Up 14. Don’t F this up. This is your time TIGERS!! Lot of explanation points when I booze too.

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ON!!!! DON’T PLAY NOT TO LOSE!! (Editor’s note: I would change this double negative, but it’s funny).